I’ve never been so suspicious in my life.
The grocery store and I have no idea what is going on. Place looks like Bruce Banner couldn’t find the one thing he came for.
It’s gotten more threatening somehow.
bet money that their fridge system broke! theyre trying to sell their highest perishable food item IMMEDIATELY, though they could not have made this less inviting if they tried.
(via ghostbag)
your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions
Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?
Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
this post is funnier with each passing day. the caramelized onions of posts
(for those that dont know! onions have a lot of natural sugars, especially white onions, and if you cook them with oil at a controlled heat for close to an hour, the sugars in the onions literally start caramelizing, making the onions sweet and sticky. great for salads or burgers!)
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psyduck is probably like. the most achievable pokemon probably. like i don’t think i could teach a cabbage to grow legs and be a bulbasaur but there’s probably a certain threshold of mental torment i could subject a duck to that would make a psyduck
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